So my dad calls me at 9:03 in the morning on a Saturday and requests me to do the following: 1. Go take the truck to the car wash and 2. Take Grandma to the beauty salon. At the hearing of this i am just constantly thinking about hanging up and going back to sleep but parents for some reason know you like the back of their ass so my dad repeats it consequently to a point were i say alright i got you pa!
So i get up from my bed all messed up and shit i only got 6 hours of sleep! which makes the situation worser than it already is, i slip on some shorts and a shirt to look decent on the road i didnt even wash my face nor brush my teeth i wanted to get over this task as quickly as possible and tend back to my sleep.
I decide to go to the beauty salon first and im thinking to myself "ah its early ala chingada i dont think theres going to be any bitches anyways." As i get there i see two little boys sitting outdide looking as if their lives have been sucked i ignore them and open the door. I have a tendency to speak my frankness out loud, So i see a whole bunch of women and im like "fuck" here i am looking like a slob shit i think i still even had some drool on my face so i just walk to the captain of the place and ask for a appointment yeah apparently 2:30 was open so i set it at that time and sluggishly leave looking at these fine women. As i leave i see the boys and i say "damm sucks for you all"
Finally on my last task was to take the truck to the car wash, i take it to the desired place that my father wanted as i arrive there i ask the man in spanish "ima leave the truck" hes like ok and i respond take me back to my place hes like " el wero isnt here" im like FUCK is going on here!" So i leave call my dad and tell him that beautysalon part was cleared up but not the carwash hes like " llevala al car wash que esta en front de la house." yeah we speak spanglish its very common in our family. So im like alright okee so i take it there park the truck and give the keys to some beaner ass guy and tell him to wash the outside and inside of the truck hes like "ok wey" i reply "orale". Since my house was not very far away i decide to walk back home as im about to leave i could see why my dad desperately wanted the truck to be washed i swear it looked like shit there was some HUGE mud stain on the hood and so much unwanted trash inside like churches cups which the fago didnt offer me yesterday if i wanted some churches as i tiredlessly got home from football practice yesterday and bird deposits on the window so the truck was a mess.
Finally i arrive home and see my grandma outside getting after my dog chase for laying on the front porch grass which is pointless because the grass is so comfortable even i would lay down on it. I tell her appointment is at 2:30 shes like thats kind of early im like AH! whatever there was alot of bitches anyways so i go back to my room and asks me if i wanted chorizo and egg for breakfast i say yes and so now i shall be heading for a meal that i shall devour peacefully.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Girls!
One thing about a girl that i wont forget is probably their wrath if your a guy like me and have really pissed of a girl and shes starts cussing and hitting you then eventually throwing objects at you. I WARN you do not engage simply walk away or leave the situation as it is because trust me knowing the female kind there is nothing that can beat them. I find it rather hilarious when a girl gets mad they think they will always know more than a guy which may sometimes be true, but its not someone like me will let them pass and let them "think"that they are indeed correct. Have you ever been in a tight spot were a girl stops you and they want your opinion of how they look and you want to walk away because either answer will spark them. For example shes like "hows my make-up?" and you say "its good." and then she says "are you sure?, you dont think im wearing too much?" and obviously they are but since you dont want to argue you simply lie and let it swell. If you have then dont worry because i have been there as well and i have concluded that its best to lie to women it can save your life!
A rather gross aspect in a girl is probably their Mentrual Cycle that shit is nasty it looks horrifying and smells awful. A girl on her rag is also a bummer its like a turn off once a guy finds out that nature has intervened all sexual activities melt away NO JOKE unless you have a fetish for blood which is whacked! Yeah last week i had finally seen what a real pad looks like those things are like pampers its shocking and they have some adhesive on the sides of the pad! i DID not know that i guess it was for it could stick to their undergarments or so they told me. and WTF does a tampon do i could never figure it out it looks like a straw with a string does it go like inside? That was perhaps my only curiosity in a girls period nothing else!
Dont you hate it when a girl is trying to be a slut its stupid they act so kinky its not even funny its like if they want a guy in and all around their mouth! A slut to me is a girl who deliberately shows her tits or her cleavage and not just the top some are just pathethic they were the tighest Bra ever its like suffocating themselves and just to show some guys theie gift oh wow! I find boobs pointless they just sag and and eventually wrinkle so girls who want big boobs its best you dont you will regret it guys like me and theres many dont care about "up" there its mostly "down" there get the point if not just turn off the computer DO IT! In the end girls are mans favorite creature they are loving and fun they will always be there and accompany you when you are in your dire moments but if your gay do the honors and stab yourself. :)
A rather gross aspect in a girl is probably their Mentrual Cycle that shit is nasty it looks horrifying and smells awful. A girl on her rag is also a bummer its like a turn off once a guy finds out that nature has intervened all sexual activities melt away NO JOKE unless you have a fetish for blood which is whacked! Yeah last week i had finally seen what a real pad looks like those things are like pampers its shocking and they have some adhesive on the sides of the pad! i DID not know that i guess it was for it could stick to their undergarments or so they told me. and WTF does a tampon do i could never figure it out it looks like a straw with a string does it go like inside? That was perhaps my only curiosity in a girls period nothing else!
Dont you hate it when a girl is trying to be a slut its stupid they act so kinky its not even funny its like if they want a guy in and all around their mouth! A slut to me is a girl who deliberately shows her tits or her cleavage and not just the top some are just pathethic they were the tighest Bra ever its like suffocating themselves and just to show some guys theie gift oh wow! I find boobs pointless they just sag and and eventually wrinkle so girls who want big boobs its best you dont you will regret it guys like me and theres many dont care about "up" there its mostly "down" there get the point if not just turn off the computer DO IT! In the end girls are mans favorite creature they are loving and fun they will always be there and accompany you when you are in your dire moments but if your gay do the honors and stab yourself. :)
Friday, May 6, 2011
"High School Era"
Typically as a teenager one tends to enjoy their high school years having fun with friends and getting easy A's. Unfortunately it does not "roll" that way. High School is indeed a black hole once in it you will never find your way out unless you see a glimpse of light and cling to it which wont theoretically happen.
Throughout High School you will meet all kinds and types of people in your school from Goth's to Prep's to Jocks and Popular's. And yes even in a Hispanic Society people like these exist! I Its all a bunch of mamadas or BS in English. I have considered myself a neutral type of guy I can cling just about with anyone except for the soccer players it just cant happen its like a dense ball of annoyance when I am near one all they blab about is about soccer and soccer it gets to me I would rather talk to the wall.
Any who enough about the stereo types whats up! with school relationships there pathetic!. I been thru a school relationship and let me tell you something I rather crack my head attempting to solve the quantum 45 which is physically impossible because it doesn't even exist! Being in a school relationships involves many time consuming aspects like for example you have to walk your partner ( I say partner for those who are confused and lost) consequently to his/her class and if you have a jealous bitch of a partner then its a routine to sit his/her ass down in their desk in their classroom at all times and stalked them frequently in between periods and I have seen this shit its CRAZY!. Thats just one problem in school relationships another would be for example you want to be in a extracurricular activity in your school lets say a cheerleader or a actor in a play. The most common phrase is " no wtf you just want to be a flirt or a puta/o". Then you get in a fight with your partner about why he or she doesnt love you as much anymore then all hell breaks loose and you go crying to your bestfriend which probably doesnt give a flying fuck because their tired of hearing the same boggus thing over and over. And if your one of those dont think about it you know exactly whats going on!
Lets see we have covered stereotypes and relationships lets talk about those who are in honor clubs or the "higher ups" hmmm which one is on my mind oh yeah! NHS which abbreviates for National Honor Society what a fancy name there where only those who have intellectual minds and a place in their future can belong in it. Its all mamadas so I recently found out only those who help their community and have all A's are the only ones accepted into it which I find rather ridiculous. I mean come on your a big boy/girl you dont need anyone tapping you on your damm shoulder telling you how good your doing in school who gives a fuck it makes you look like an outcast wearing their own uniform and aiming to be the best. If I wanted to I could be in it but i rather go feed chickens, milk some goats than waste my time doing that extra assignment for extra POINTS! And hey dont get me wrong i have nothing against it just the fact that its pointless and time consuming, but hey if you want to be the next Obama and have that quote "yes you can" which the fagget stole from us mexicans meaning "si se puede" then go ahead you walk that path.
Ever done drugs in school or have the thought to do so well everyone goes thru it believe me i dont care if you go to church every sunday or have all the money in the world shit i went thru it and hey i dont regret it because if i didnt try it back then then i would have done it right now and been in a tight spot. Typically the most common drugs in high school is THC which stands for Tetrahydrocannabinol or weed yeah that green shit and Alcohol like Smirnoff and Budd light. I always hear boozos saying " oh im getting so drunk this weekend fuck yeah" or " yeah ima smoke out fuck yeah!" i mean alright you do that doesnt mean you have to tell the whole world how much of a looser you can be! ITS SAD. There are those who try it and stop and there are those who keep on doing it and eventually drop out and screw their life up.
Well damm i have wrote alot theres so much more to talk about but it seems that its 1:14 in the morning and i really need to take a dump. With all due respect For those who might take this offensively please dont this is simply my opinion and nothing else.
Throughout High School you will meet all kinds and types of people in your school from Goth's to Prep's to Jocks and Popular's. And yes even in a Hispanic Society people like these exist! I Its all a bunch of mamadas or BS in English. I have considered myself a neutral type of guy I can cling just about with anyone except for the soccer players it just cant happen its like a dense ball of annoyance when I am near one all they blab about is about soccer and soccer it gets to me I would rather talk to the wall.
Any who enough about the stereo types whats up! with school relationships there pathetic!. I been thru a school relationship and let me tell you something I rather crack my head attempting to solve the quantum 45 which is physically impossible because it doesn't even exist! Being in a school relationships involves many time consuming aspects like for example you have to walk your partner ( I say partner for those who are confused and lost) consequently to his/her class and if you have a jealous bitch of a partner then its a routine to sit his/her ass down in their desk in their classroom at all times and stalked them frequently in between periods and I have seen this shit its CRAZY!. Thats just one problem in school relationships another would be for example you want to be in a extracurricular activity in your school lets say a cheerleader or a actor in a play. The most common phrase is " no wtf you just want to be a flirt or a puta/o". Then you get in a fight with your partner about why he or she doesnt love you as much anymore then all hell breaks loose and you go crying to your bestfriend which probably doesnt give a flying fuck because their tired of hearing the same boggus thing over and over. And if your one of those dont think about it you know exactly whats going on!
Lets see we have covered stereotypes and relationships lets talk about those who are in honor clubs or the "higher ups" hmmm which one is on my mind oh yeah! NHS which abbreviates for National Honor Society what a fancy name there where only those who have intellectual minds and a place in their future can belong in it. Its all mamadas so I recently found out only those who help their community and have all A's are the only ones accepted into it which I find rather ridiculous. I mean come on your a big boy/girl you dont need anyone tapping you on your damm shoulder telling you how good your doing in school who gives a fuck it makes you look like an outcast wearing their own uniform and aiming to be the best. If I wanted to I could be in it but i rather go feed chickens, milk some goats than waste my time doing that extra assignment for extra POINTS! And hey dont get me wrong i have nothing against it just the fact that its pointless and time consuming, but hey if you want to be the next Obama and have that quote "yes you can" which the fagget stole from us mexicans meaning "si se puede" then go ahead you walk that path.
Ever done drugs in school or have the thought to do so well everyone goes thru it believe me i dont care if you go to church every sunday or have all the money in the world shit i went thru it and hey i dont regret it because if i didnt try it back then then i would have done it right now and been in a tight spot. Typically the most common drugs in high school is THC which stands for Tetrahydrocannabinol or weed yeah that green shit and Alcohol like Smirnoff and Budd light. I always hear boozos saying " oh im getting so drunk this weekend fuck yeah" or " yeah ima smoke out fuck yeah!" i mean alright you do that doesnt mean you have to tell the whole world how much of a looser you can be! ITS SAD. There are those who try it and stop and there are those who keep on doing it and eventually drop out and screw their life up.
Well damm i have wrote alot theres so much more to talk about but it seems that its 1:14 in the morning and i really need to take a dump. With all due respect For those who might take this offensively please dont this is simply my opinion and nothing else.
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