So my dad calls me at 9:03 in the morning on a Saturday and requests me to do the following: 1. Go take the truck to the car wash and 2. Take Grandma to the beauty salon. At the hearing of this i am just constantly thinking about hanging up and going back to sleep but parents for some reason know you like the back of their ass so my dad repeats it consequently to a point were i say alright i got you pa!
So i get up from my bed all messed up and shit i only got 6 hours of sleep! which makes the situation worser than it already is, i slip on some shorts and a shirt to look decent on the road i didnt even wash my face nor brush my teeth i wanted to get over this task as quickly as possible and tend back to my sleep.
I decide to go to the beauty salon first and im thinking to myself "ah its early ala chingada i dont think theres going to be any bitches anyways." As i get there i see two little boys sitting outdide looking as if their lives have been sucked i ignore them and open the door. I have a tendency to speak my frankness out loud, So i see a whole bunch of women and im like "fuck" here i am looking like a slob shit i think i still even had some drool on my face so i just walk to the captain of the place and ask for a appointment yeah apparently 2:30 was open so i set it at that time and sluggishly leave looking at these fine women. As i leave i see the boys and i say "damm sucks for you all"
Finally on my last task was to take the truck to the car wash, i take it to the desired place that my father wanted as i arrive there i ask the man in spanish "ima leave the truck" hes like ok and i respond take me back to my place hes like " el wero isnt here" im like FUCK is going on here!" So i leave call my dad and tell him that beautysalon part was cleared up but not the carwash hes like " llevala al car wash que esta en front de la house." yeah we speak spanglish its very common in our family. So im like alright okee so i take it there park the truck and give the keys to some beaner ass guy and tell him to wash the outside and inside of the truck hes like "ok wey" i reply "orale". Since my house was not very far away i decide to walk back home as im about to leave i could see why my dad desperately wanted the truck to be washed i swear it looked like shit there was some HUGE mud stain on the hood and so much unwanted trash inside like churches cups which the fago didnt offer me yesterday if i wanted some churches as i tiredlessly got home from football practice yesterday and bird deposits on the window so the truck was a mess.
Finally i arrive home and see my grandma outside getting after my dog chase for laying on the front porch grass which is pointless because the grass is so comfortable even i would lay down on it. I tell her appointment is at 2:30 shes like thats kind of early im like AH! whatever there was alot of bitches anyways so i go back to my room and asks me if i wanted chorizo and egg for breakfast i say yes and so now i shall be heading for a meal that i shall devour peacefully.
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