Girls!

           One thing about a girl that i wont forget is probably their wrath if your a guy like me and have really pissed of a girl and shes starts cussing and hitting you then eventually throwing objects at you. I WARN you do not engage simply walk away or leave the situation as it is because trust me knowing the female kind there is nothing that can beat them. I find it rather hilarious when a girl gets mad they think they will always know more than a guy which may sometimes be true, but its not someone like me will let them pass and let them "think"that they are indeed correct. Have you ever been in a tight spot were a girl stops you and they want your opinion of how they look and you want to walk away because either answer will spark them. For example shes like "hows my make-up?"  and you say "its good." and then she says "are you sure?, you dont think im wearing too much?" and obviously they are but since you dont want to argue you simply lie and let it swell. If you have then dont worry because i have been there as well and i have concluded that its best to lie to women it can save your life!
   A rather gross aspect in a girl is probably their Mentrual Cycle that shit is nasty it looks horrifying  and smells awful. A girl on her rag is also a bummer its like a turn off once a guy finds out that nature has intervened all sexual activities melt away NO JOKE unless you have a fetish for blood which is whacked! Yeah last week i had finally seen what a real pad looks like those things are like pampers its shocking and they have some adhesive  on the sides of the pad! i DID not know that i guess it was for it could stick to their undergarments or so they told me. and WTF does a tampon do i could never figure it out it looks like a straw with a string does it go like inside?  That was perhaps my only curiosity in a girls period nothing else!              
   Dont you hate it when a girl is trying to be a slut its stupid they act so kinky its not even funny its like if they want a guy in and all around their mouth! A slut to me is a girl who deliberately shows her tits or her cleavage  and not just the top some are just  pathethic they were the tighest Bra ever its like suffocating  themselves and just to show some guys theie gift oh wow! I find boobs pointless they just sag and and eventually wrinkle so girls who want big boobs its best you dont you will regret it guys like me and theres many dont care about "up" there its mostly "down" there get the point if not just turn off the computer DO IT!                                       In the end girls are mans favorite creature they are loving and fun they will always be there and accompany you when you are in your dire moments but if your gay do the honors and stab yourself. :)